Sooo… I’ve kind of stopped doing movie reviews. That really didn’t last very long.

Anyway, here’s an awesome recipe that me and my brother invented the other day, only I’ve added in a special ingredient to replace regular butter.

Cronenberg Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake
The 5C Mindcrusher


125 grams of Weed Butter
1/2 cup of White Sugar
1/2 cup of Brown Sugar
1 teaspoon Vanilla Essence
2 Eggs of Chicken
2 and 1/3 cups of Self-Raising Flour OR other Flour with 3 teaspoons of Baking Powder
1/2 teaspoon of Salt
150 grams of chocolate buttons/chips
Optional ingredients:
– A bunch of walnuts
-A big-ass spoon of peanut butter


Cream together all butter and sugar with the vanilla essence. Add beaten egg gradually, mixing well after each addition. Add the big-ass spoon of peanut butter. Mix in the flour and salt. Add the chocolate pieces and walnuts. A Mix well. Shape cookie dough into the deformed shape of your choice, or if you doubled you could put it in a cakeish tin or something. Bake at 180°c for 10 minutes.

Eat. Eeeeeeat.